Friday's joke..

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.
Upon her return, her father cursed her; " Where have you been all this
time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know
how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know
what you put your Mom through??!!"
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute.."
"WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner!
You're a disgrace to this family - I don't ever want to see you again!"
"OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this luxurious fur
coat, title deeds to a ten bed-roomed mansion, plus a savings account
certificate for 5 million. For my little brother, this gold Rolex, and
for you Daddy the spanking new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's
parked outside plus a lifetime membership to the Country Club...(takes a
breath)...an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my
new yacht in the Riviera, and...."
"Now tell me again, what was it you said you had become?"
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff... A prostitute Dad! . Sniff, sniff"
"Oh! Be Jesus! - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said 'a
Protestant'. Come here and give your old man a hug."