Joke of the day..

A drunk was walking on the beach, kicking away at the sand as went along.
He happened to kick an old lamp, and a genie came out and offered him two wishes.

He couldn't believe his good luck, and asked for a bottle of scotch that would never empty.
Immediately, there was a bottle of scotch in the genie's hand, and he offered it to the drunk.
The drunk was now vary, and thought that it might not be scotch at all, took a small sip.
It was the best scotch he had ever tasted.

Now he had to see if the bottle would never empty. So he downed the
whole bottle, and was delighted to see it fill right up again. He now
thought that, perhaps, this was only a one time thing, and the bottle
may not keep replenishing itself time after time. So he downed the
whole bottle a second time, and saw that it filled right up again.

He was ecstatic, and could not thank the genie enough. But the genie
wanted to move on. "Please hurry on to your second wish", he said.

The drunk: "For my second wish I'll have another one of those bottles,
please".


Enjoy the long weekend.