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My Mom wouldn’t tell me anything, ” the little girl says to her friend”“Well,” said the friend, “all you need to do is look at her driver’s license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it”.Later that night the little girl says to her mother, “I know how old you are, you are 33.”The mother is surprised and asks, “How did you find that out?”“I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.” The mother is past surprised and shock now. “How in the heavens name did you find that out?”And, “the little girl says triumphantly, “I know why you and daddy got a divorce.” “Oh really?” the mother asks. “Why?”“Because you got an F in sex.”