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A psychologist was giving a lecture at men’s club. “How many of you make love to your wives every night?” He asked. A few raised their hands.
“Twice a week?”. More hands.
“Once a month?”. Still more hands.
“Once a year?”. A man at the back jumped up and eagerly shouted “Me”.
“Only once a year? So, why are you so cheerful?” asked the psychologist.
“Because tonight’s the night”.