Some levity

Dear Diary,

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double pane energy efficient kind.

But this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them.

He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo?

Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.

So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year.

Namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

Helllooooo? It's been a year! (I told him).

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up....

He didn't call back.

Guess I won that stupid argument.