Why is the place you park your car called a ‘driveway’ and the place you drive your call called a ‘parkway’?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If "Fantasy Island" really granted wishes, why wasn't Tattoo 6'6"?
If a dog barks in the forest, is he still a nuisance?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station.
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
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