Thursday, February 08, 2007

What is your fine???

This is fun to do. Let's face it: It is right up the alley of most GO 405'ers. Evil Tina may wish to disregard this since it has far too much text for her to absorb.

Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you
owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up
your total fine. When you are done, post it with your name.

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to
you.....$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Tally it up and Title it..."My Fine Is..."

Gigi Highcourt = $390.60

19 comments:

Phil said...

It will be interesting to see the breakdown Lisa..

Phil said...

by the way my fine is $0.00

Anonymous said...

I am broke.

christy said...

$350. But in my defence, he said he only had one week to live...!!

And Phil, you lie like a dog!!

Lisa said...

I thought I had a high score - I was shocked myself since I am so straight-laced and conservative...I just don't know where those points came in...

billgo said...

It's the high score that wins, right? $675.60. (And I didn't count multiple occurances..)

Prince S said...

I haven't figured it yet my calculator broke down and I am bad in math.

billgo said...

Hey Pierre, not to worry.. I'll bring my calculator tomorrow; Tina can read the questions aloud, you answer and I'll add them up.

billgo said...

I could bring my RPN calculator, we could read the questions backwards and really confuse everyone..

It's too bad the amounts weren't unique binary numbers, we could then figure out exactly who did what..

Well, we know who peed in the pool anyway.. (and I guess Grant won't be inviting us over for a swim.)

Lisa said...

Damn - forgot about the swimming pool at Grant's...guess I won't be getting invited for a dip in the pool! I did that LONG time ago, Granty! Honest! There was not timeframe included so I include all my childhood stuff too....

Brian said...

ALL RIGHTY THEN.!!!This one got me interested...??Will you tell us latter what our score indicates???

Brian said...

The first time I did the test my FINE was $775.60 This seemed high, so I reread & the "DEFINATIONS" of Persons, Places & Certain things left room for discussion.Since there is none, & not beeing able to ask for one??? I used another set of scruples & got a fine of $600.10. This is an HONEST answer, both of them.BUT IN MY DEFENCE, its the second time around.
P.S. I don"t believe you fell for that line Christy, one week to live???I personally never used it I thought it a little week.

Lisa said...

You SLUT, Brian! But I would expect no less from you, Top Gun! We miss you guys sooooo much.....

christy said...

What can I say, Brian... ? I'm a naive little innocent at the mercy of all you sweet talkers...

I bet you have all the ladies on your new train wrapped around your little finger, Brian. Unless of course you're on a west-end run. In that case, we all know they couldn't care less about your little finger ;-)

Anonymous said...

Well Uh I'm not sure if this is, well U know .... Anyway $475.10
And climbing. She told me she was 22 Honest....:)

Anonymous said...

DOes LOVE count same as LUST with 2 people or more?

Anonymous said...

Hmm.....Nice......I was harassing Lisa this morning yet I'm racking up a nice fee of $765.10

But I'm young and we are much more lenient these days......I blame Tv and video games.

And yes I'm allowed to use those as an excuse. It's the main excuse as to why my generation is so degenrate!!!!

Paul

christy said...

Hey Thumper

Lust is only worth $10 bucks.

christy said...

Hey Thumper

Lust is only worth $10 bucks.