Sung to the tune of Stompin' Tom's "Sudbury Saturday Night"

The girls are off to dye their hair
The boys are in their spouses' snare
And we'll have no more commutin' cares
On an Oshawa Saturday night!

(If you've forgotten how it goes - and shame on you if you have - here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkHhx3y__9w

Anyone needing a touch up should approach one of the women on the train tomorrow for directions. Possible road trip to Chicago Blues to follow the hair extravaganza.