MARRIED FOR THE NIGHT
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.. he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.' 'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.' 'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed. 'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own f*&%@* blanket!' After a moment of silence, he farted
Good Night Quito
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Well, tonight is our last night in Quito. Tomorrow we head homne via Lima
Peru and San Salvador, El Salvador, hopig to arrive around 10;30PM
We had a great...
16 years ago
2 comments:
Aha!
Men always say "I can't help it!" but then here's this guy on a train, farting on cue.
Busted!!
Hey... guy on a train...hmmm... is this autobiographical, Grant? Is this what goes on on the evening train?
Evening train, no stress, no need for release.
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