Brain: The Cold War is over Pinky. Now Russia is a place of free-market capitalism.
Pinky: What's free-market capitalism?
Brain: Erm... cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue.
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Brain: It is here that my cheap workforce of trained iguanas will work night and day to make our shoes to my exacting specifications!
Pinky: But, Brain, I thought elves made shoes.
Brain: Kathie Lee Gifford hired them all, so I settled for second best.
*****
Brain: Here we are, Pinky--at the dawn of time!
Pinky: Narf, Brain. Wake me at the noon of time.
*****
"Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" ...
- "Well, I think so, Brain, but if they call people from Poland Poles, why don't they call people from Holland Holes?"
- "Uh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss."
- "Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels."
- "Well, I think so, Brain, but it's a miracle that this one grew back."
- "I think so, Brain, but instant karma's always so lumpy."
1 comment:
These are great! I'm with Pinky, wake me up at the noon of time...Hahaha.
I always get a kick out of the anatomy song...brainstem...brainstem.
My second fav clip is the tongue twister. "You sacked the cocky cacky kickysack sock plucker?" Whewee, now that's a mouth full.
See it in action at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIu4fP4fOHE&feature=related
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